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Ladies and gentlemen...
The main attraction...
Front row, center mirror.
Every single day I'm at the gym at five
Straight to the dumbbell rack, feeling so alive
Curls for the girls, that's my only creed
Twelve sets of biceps is all I'll ever need
Mirror muscle! (Looking good, looking strong)
Flexing at myself all day long
Mirror muscle! (The pump never lies)
Arms of a titan... but nobody sees my thighs
Don't ask about leg day — NEXT QUESTION!
My t-shirts are tight, size small on purpose
The tank top season is my entire purpose
Bench press, curls, and curls, then bench
Cardio? Sorry, I don't speak French
But deep inside I know the truth
Below the belt lies the proof
Two toothpicks holding up a fridge
I skip the squats... I dodge, I dish
Mirror muscle! (Looking good, looking strong)
Flexing at myself all day long
Mirror muscle! (The pump never lies)
Arms of a titan... but nobody sees my thighs
Don't ask about leg day — NEXT QUESTION!
One more set for the mirror...
The mirror never skips me.
We have a special bond.
Just me... and my reflection.