Paroles
Thirty grams of protein.
Every three hours.
This is the way.
My kitchen looks like a laboratory
Powders and pills, a supplement story
Vanilla, chocolate, cookies and cream
I drink my dinner, living the dream
Shake it! Shake it! (The shaker never stops)
Protein o'clock around the clock
Shake it! Shake it! (One scoop, two scoop, three)
My blender knows me better than my family
Shake it till you make it, baby!
Chicken and rice for the seventh time
Meal prep Sunday, containers in a line
My friends order pizza, I check the macros
"Just one slice?" — you don't know what that costs!
And that little ball of metal in the shaker
Rattling in my bag in the quiet meeting room
Everybody knows... everybody stares...
Yes it's me. The shaker guy. I own it.
Shake it! Shake it! (The shaker never stops)
Protein o'clock around the clock
Shake it! Shake it! (One scoop, two scoop, three)
My blender knows me better than my family
Shake it till you make it, baby!
Wait...
Did I already drink one at four?
...One more won't hurt.
GAINS!